Cosmuttpolitan Toy Squeaker Dog Toy

Happy hour, any hour.

The Cosmuttpolitan is for dogs who like their playtime shaken, not stirred. Soft plush with a hidden squeaker inside—the shape fits perfectly in your pup's mouth for easy carrying and maximum cocktail hour energy.

Lightweight at 13 × 15 × 11 cm, perfectly sized for small dogs who know how to party.

Ideal for Chihuahuas, Maltese, and French Bulldogs.

Perfect for: squeaker lovers, parody collectors, cocktail fans, fetch, small dogs.

• Type: plush parody toy with squeaker
• Material: soft plush
• Dimensions: 13 × 15 × 11 cm
• Design: Cosmopolitan cocktail parody

Note: Supervise play. No toy is indestructible.

Shipping

• Orders ship the next business day.
• Free shipping within Europe on orders over €100.
• UK, Switzerland & Norway: free shipping on orders over €250.
• We ship with Mondial Relay, Bpost, PostNL and DPD.

Returns

• Free returns within the EU
• 14-day return window.
• UK, Switzerland & Norway: we provide a free return label and deduct a €10 handling fee from the refund.

Haute Diggity Dog reimagines playtime through clever parody and unmistakable design. Inspired by the world’s most recognisable fashion and lifestyle icons, these toys are made to entertain without compromising on quality or durability. At Bisou Dog, we curate Haute Diggity Dog for small dogs who are part of the family — and homes where style matters just as much as play.